It has longbeen contended that there are male jokes and there are female jokes, and thereare unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female joke. I offer it toyou in the hopes that women will love it and men will pass it along to a womanwho will love it.
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with hergirlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-agedman entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.
The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directlytoward her. (As men will.)
Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over andwhispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want meto do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00…on one condition."
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied,"You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a$20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with heraddress. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said:
"Clean my house."