The Shaved Soapbox

10Dec/070

The basics of golf

There is a new book out to help you lift your golf game, this one is especially for me.  Here's the list of chapters

 

Chapter1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt

Chapter2 - How to Hit a Maxfli from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist from theTee

Chapter3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker (also SeeChapter 8)

Chapter4 - How to Get More Distance off the Shank

Chapter5 - When to Give the Marshal the Finger

Chapter6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings

Chapter7 - When to Implement Handicap Management

Chapter8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.

Chapter9 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round

Chapter10 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water

Chapter11 - Why Your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th

Chapter12 - How to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome

Chapter13 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three off the Tee

Chapter14 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent

Chapter15 - Religion and the Meaning of theBirdie-to-Bogey Three Putt

Chapter16 - When to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever

Chapter17 - Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game?

Chapter18 - Rules Interpretation: "Loss of Ball is penalty enough..."

Chapter19 - Why male golfers will pay R5.00 a beer from the Cart Girl and giveher a R3 tip, but will balk at R3 .50 at the 19th Hole and stiffthe bartender.

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