It's a very sad worldwe live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife are facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her false leg. Personally, I think it'sprosthetics.
News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his wife Heather Mills-McCartney. Mrs Mills-McCartney is said tobe distraught over the split. "He has been my crutch for so long"!She said in an earlier briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm reallystumped"
"She's running around in circles", according to a closefriend, "she will need all the support she can get. It's not likeits easy to walk out on a relationship likethis"
After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he would ever consider going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it ifwe called herHeather.
It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior tothe marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world, andif an agreement has been signed it is believed that she won't have a legto standon.
Rumours abound over the split which have suggested that infidelitymay have been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated,"always trying to get her legover".
Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism wasthe cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said,"he would get home at night and find her legless"
Many have attributed this to a problem which started with thepresent that Paul bought her prior to the wedding. He gave her a newprosthetic leg for Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler.
A miner in Africa has an accident andloses a leg. He says to his mate "I'm f—ed, who will want a one legged gold digger?" His matesays "try PaulMcCartney"
Finally a poem by Sir PaulMcCartney:
I lay upon a grassybank
My hands were all aquiver
I slowly removed her suspender belt and her leg fell in theriver
She Stood on the bridge atMidnight
Her lips were all aquiver
She gave a cough, her leg felloff
And floated down theriver.
These jokes are funny but lets spare a thought for Paul please. Nowshe has left him, he's going to struggle to find another woman who can fill her shoe.