The Shaved Soapbox

Best Comeback

< ![endif]-->A divorced man meets
his ex-wife's new husband at a party.
Later, after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks
him:
'So... How do you like using second hand stuff?'

The new husband replies: 'It isn't that bad. Past the first 2 inches it's all
brand new.' 

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