Q.Two Benoni guys jump off a cliff. Who wins?
Q. What does a Benoni girl use asprotection during sex?
A. A Bus shelter.
Q. What do you call a Benoni Boy ina suit?
A. The defendant.
Q. Why did the Benoni guycross the road?
A. To start a fight, with acomplete stranger, for no reason whatsoever.
Q. What do you call a Benoni girlin a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q. What's the first question duringa Benoni quiz night?
A. What you looking at?
Q. Two Benoni Blokes in a carwithout any music – who is driving?
A. The police!