The Shaved Soapbox

Wordless Wednesday – Why give this view to prisoners?

Wordless Wednesday - Why give this view to prisoners?

Charity work

Some time last year I was approached by a friend of mine, who had just started a charity, for some help on a website.  At that point they had nothing, but needed to get a portal out to the world to showcase their work.  Normally I would not just give something, because I believe that a lot of people take advantage of charity, and become lazy.  The proof is standing at just about every traffic light in Joburg.

Thought for the day – 2008-11-25

There's a point in your life when you get tired of chasing everyone and trying to fix everything.

But it's not giving up...

It's realising that you don't need certain people, the bullshit and the drama that they bring.

Coining my own law

I've decided to coin my own law.  Now now, this is not a law, as in what the police are supposed to uphold.  This is a law describing the working of the universe.  Like Moore's law or Bell's Law.

So, without further ado, here's Baldy's Law:

You will never get rich by programming computers for a living.  You could, however, get rich by applying computer programming to a very specific problem.

Best Comeback

< ![endif]-->A divorced man meets
his ex-wife's new husband at a party.
Later, after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks
him:
'So... How do you like using second hand stuff?'

The new husband replies: 'It isn't that bad. Past the first 2 inches it's all
brand new.' 

Anatomy of a one night stand

The way you sleep during a one night stand can say a lot about your feelings towards the situation