9May/110
You are not a software engineer
Probably the best metaphor I've seen to compare to what you're actually doing as a software developer/programmer/code-monkey (I can go on, but I won't).
9Dec/090
Always implement the simplest solution
I learnt this from hard experience. Any programmer's natural instinct is to design the most robust & generic solution they can conceive. But once you've done it, you can then think of 20 ways to improve it and make it even more generic.

