Ethel was a bit of a demon in herwheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on onewheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.
Because the poor woman was one sandwichshort of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actuallyjoined in.
One day Ethel was speeding up onecorridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his armoutstretched. "STOP!," he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you gota license for that thing?" Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulledout a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him.
"OK" he said, and away Ethelsped down the hall.
As she took the corner near the TVlounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted"STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag,pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said"On your way, Ma'am."
As Ethel neared the final corridor,Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, Butt- Naked, and holding his"You-Know- What" in his hand. "Oh, good grief," yelledEthel, "Not that Damn Breathalyzer Test again.!!!"