Two Lenasian cousins, Ravi and Pravesh, are walking down the street. They happen to come upon a crematorium. Ravi promptly asks Pravesh, "hey no man my cousin, what's this
Pravesh, "hey no man, how must I know?"Ravi, "Well, run in there and check it out!"
Pravesh runs in, a couple minutes later he exits the crematorium severely beaten, covered in his own blood. Ravi, quite shocked, asks, "And now Pravesh, what happened to you man?"
Pravesh, "No man, I go inside, right!"
Pravesh, "I see all these sad people standing around, right?"
Pravesh, "So I ask them, hey what's cooking?"