Two Lenasian cousins, Ravi and Pravesh, are walking down the street.  They happen to come upon a crematorium.  Ravi promptly asks Pravesh, "hey no man my cousin, what's this

crematorium thing?"

 Pravesh, "hey no man, how must I know?"Ravi, "Well, run in there and check it out!"


Pravesh runs in, a couple minutes later he exits the crematorium severely beaten, covered in his own blood.  Ravi, quite shocked, asks, "And now Pravesh, what happened to you man?"

 Pravesh, "No man, I go inside, right!"


Ravi, "Right?"


Pravesh, "I see all these sad people standing around, right?"


Ravi, "Right?"


Pravesh, "So I ask them, hey what's cooking?"

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