The final word on nutrition

After anexhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word onnutrition and health.:

1.Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
2.Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
3. Chinesedrink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
4.Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacksthan us.
5. Germansdrink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacksthan us.
6. TheFrench eat foie-gras, full fat cheese and drink red wine and suffer fewer heartattacks than us. 

CONCLUSION:Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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