An Indian goes into a brothel in Amsterdam one night and finds himself a prostitute. He asks her, "How much do you charge for the hour meisie?" "$100," she replies. So he asks, "awright do you do Indian style?" She says "No!"
He then asks her, "I'll pay you $200 to do it Indian style?" She again says no, not knowing what Indian style is! So he then offers her $300.
Again she declines his offer. So finally he says, "I'll give you $500 to go Indian style with me!"
Finally she agrees thinking, "Well I've been in the game for over 10 years now, I've been there and done that, had every kind of request from weirdo's from every corner of the world. How bad could Indian style be?"
So she goes ahead and has sex with him, doing it in every kind of way and in every possible position. Finally, after several intense hours they finish. Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "That was fantastic. I've never enjoyed it so much. But I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. Where does the 'Indian style' come in?"
The Indian replies… "I'll pay you next week"