An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:


Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times."


Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"


Man: "What sins?"


Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"


Man: "I'm Jewish."


Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"


Man: "I'm 92 years old . . . It's a miracle . . . I'm telling everybody!"

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