The owner of the general store owner hires a youngfemale clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties.One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glancesat the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of herskirt, or general lack thereof, and the location of the raisin bread,he has a brilliant idea, I'd like some raisin bread please, the mansays politely.
The female clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reachthe raisin bread which is located on the very top shelf. The youngman is provided with an excellent view. Once she descends the ladder hedecides he needs another loaf of raisin bread. Several other male customersnotice what is going on and she is kept busy climbing up and down theladder.
After many trips up and down the ladder she is verytired and while she is on the ladder she glances down at the crowd ,shenotices an elderly man in the crowd staring up at her. Thinking to saveherself a trip she yells at the elderly man.
"Is yours raisin too?"
"No," croaks the old man, "but its aquivering"