Paul vs Heather

It's a very sad worldwe live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife are facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes  about her false leg. Personally, I think it'sprosthetics.

News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from  his wife Heather Mills-McCartney. Mrs Mills-McCartney is said tobe  distraught over the split. "He has been my crutch for so long"!She  said in an earlier briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened,  I'm reallystumped"                                                       
 "She's running around in circles", according to a closefriend,  "she will need all the support she can get. It's not likeits  easy to walk out on a relationship likethis"
After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he would ever consider going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it  ifwe  called  herHeather.                                                              
It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior tothe  marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world, andif  an agreement has been signed it is believed that she won't have a legto  standon.                                                                                                                       
Rumours abound over the split which have suggested that infidelitymay  have been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated,"always trying to  get her legover".                                                        
Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism wasthe  cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said,"he would get  home at night and find her legless"                                       
Many have attributed this to a problem which started with thepresent  that Paul bought her prior to the wedding. He gave her a newprosthetic  leg for Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler.                    
A miner in Africa has an accident andloses a leg. He says to his mate  "I'm f—ed, who will want a one legged gold digger?" His matesays "try  PaulMcCartney"                                                           
Finally a poem by Sir PaulMcCartney:                                    
I lay upon a grassybank                                                  
My hands were all aquiver                                                
I slowly removed her suspender belt and her leg fell in theriver         
She Stood on the bridge atMidnight                                       
Her lips were all aquiver                                                
She gave a cough, her leg felloff                                        
And floated down theriver.                                               
These jokes are funny but lets spare a thought for Paul please. Nowshe  has left him, he's going to struggle to find another woman who can fill her shoe.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *