A likely situation for me

You are on the bus when you suddenly realize … you need to fart.

The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.  As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that's when you remember:You've been listening to your ipod.

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