The basics of copy & paste


A popular motivational speaker addressing his audience said: “The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife!” The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: “And that woman was my mother!”

Laughter and Applause

A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, “The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!”

The wife went; “ahhhh!” with shock and rage.

Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out “…and I can’t remember who she was!”

By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing first degree burns from boiling cooking oil.

Moral of the story: Don’t copy if you can’t paste!


2 thoughts on “The basics of copy & paste”

  1. Dog ek kom loer vinnig in….. Ek doen baie maar lees net jou twitter comments. Moet nog leer hoe om die ding te bewerk en te verstaan.

    Maar enige vrou weet mos nou al… ‘n Dronk man is nie van die brightste nie!

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