Funny code comments


// Dear maintainer:


// Once you are done trying to ‘optimize’ this routine,

// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,

// please increment the following counter as a warning

// to the next guy:


// total_hours_wasted_here = 16



Me: “[Company] tech support, how may I help you?”

Caller: “Hi, I’ve got a problem. Your program is telling me to get a pet snake. I don’t want one.”

Me: “Excuse me?”

Caller: “It’s giving me a message telling me I need a snake to run it.”

Me: “Read the message to me please.”

Caller: “Error: Python required to run script.”



#define TRUE FALSE //Happy debugging suckers


return 1; # returns 1


long john; // silver


Exception up = new Exception(“Something is really wrong.”);

throw up;  //ha ha


// somedev1 –  6/7/02 Adding temporary tracking of Login screen

// somedev2 –  5/22/07 Temporary my ass