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All you need to know about banking

Q: What are banks for?
A: To make money.

Q: For the customers?
A: For the banks.
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Posted on March 3, 2009August 3, 2026Categories Jokes

Polisieman

Die berede polisieman was op sy perd, op die punt om die straat oor te steek, toe ‘n dogtertjie met haar blink trapfiets langs hom stop.

“Mooi fiets,” se hy, “het Kersvader dit vir jou gebring?”

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Posted on February 19, 2009August 3, 2026Categories Jokes

Who’s your daddy

Today I experienced the second defining experience of my life.  My daughter was born at 12:51 Wednesday 28 January 2009.
Words cannot describe the emotions & feelings, trust me I’ve been trying to find the words all afternoon, and I now officially stop trying, and just enjoy the feeling.

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Posted on February 16, 2009August 3, 2026Categories Personal

A likely situation for me

You are on the bus when you suddenly realize … you need to fart.

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Posted on January 27, 2009August 3, 2026Categories Jokes

I know nothing – but learn a lot

Over the last few months I’ve come to the frightening realisation that I don’t know that much.  Shocking I know, considering that I make a decent salary, have a good life, and seem to be doing my job pretty well.

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Posted on January 25, 2009August 3, 2026Categories Personal Development

Golf lessons

A young woman had been taking golf lessons.

She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting.

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Posted on January 23, 2009August 3, 2026Categories Jokes

The unspoken rules of teaching

Over the last few months I've been giving a lot of thought, and doing quite a bit of research on how to best teach my children.  Number one is already in school, and number 2's arrival is imminent…

I found quite a few good tips tonight on Twitter, by Kathy Sierra.   Continue reading The unspoken rules of teaching

Posted on January 21, 2009August 3, 2026Categories Personal Development

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