Indian Businessman

An Indian goes into a brothel in Amsterdam one night and finds himself a prostitute. He asks her, "How much do you charge for the hour meisie?" "$100," she replies. So he asks, "awright do you do Indian style?" She says "No!"

He then asks her, "I'll pay you $200 to do it Indian style?" She again says no, not knowing what Indian style is! So he then offers her $300.

Again she declines his offer. So finally he says, "I'll give you $500 to go Indian style with me!"

Finally she agrees thinking, "Well I've been in the game for over 10 years now, I've been there and done that, had every kind of request from weirdo's from every corner of the world. How bad could Indian style be?"

So she goes ahead and has sex with him, doing it in every kind of way and in every possible position. Finally, after several intense hours they finish. Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "That was fantastic. I've never enjoyed it so much. But I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. Where does the 'Indian style' come in?"

 The Indian replies… "I'll pay you next week"

PC Season’s Greetings

I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends & family, but it is so difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my attorney yesterday, and on his advice I wish to say the following:  

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, nonaddictive, gender neutral celebration of the summer solstice holiday, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. 

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that South Africa is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

 By accepting this greeting, you are accepting the following terms:

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

 Kind Regards

Finally

Exactly 5 months and 1 day after placing my order for ADSL, Telkom finally got around to converting my line.  Not installing a new one, just converting an existing one.  This is after about 30 phone calls to the ADSL department, and 2 emails to the complaints department.

Running Community Server for a single blog

After a bit of searching I have found Ken Robertson's plugin to change Community Server from a multiple blog installation, to a single blog installation.  It took all of 2 minutes to do the installation and configuration, and my blog is now happily running on the root of my site, without any complaints, and without the need for readers to click on one extra link to get to it.

You can get it here

http://qgyen.net/archive/2006/07/14/Qgyen.ExtendedUrlMapping-for-CS-v2.1.aspx

 

IOL: SAAF hit by ‘racial transfer’ row

I think the SANDF is taking things a bit far here.  Government tells them that they have to have a 25/75 percent white/black pilot split, and instead of adding a few black pilots, they go and remove three whites.  And that is not the worst of the move, the spokesperson then goes on to say that they don't want all their best pilots to be fighter pilots, they need some to fly helicopters and transport aircraft.

Wake up!

We want our best pilots to fly the fighter jets, I don't want some incompetent pilot, who battles to fly a transport plane in normal conditions, to have to fly in combat conditions, he won't last seconds against any other force's pilots, because they only use their best.

So now we have the second best pilots, and the second best administrators in place, why not just can the defence force, they won't be able to protect us if they only have second rate staff!

Source: IOL: SAAF hit by 'racial transfer' row

ANCYL

The ANCYL made two very controversial statements this weekend.

1. http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=6&art_id=qw1162186561802B252

They want the Union Buildings renamed, because it "is a symbol of oppression".

Are you retarded or confused?  Here is a quick history lesson.  The Union buildings were built around 1910, as a symbol of the re-integration of the old Transvaal republic into the rest of South Africa (forming a union).  This was after the Boer war against the English, and had absolutely nothing to do with apartheid or oppression!

Stop the mindless renaming of symbols of our history.

2. http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=6&art_id=vn20061030103932651C839948

"We love Mugabe"

You have answered my question from above, you are retarded.  If you cannot see that Mugabe is pulling his country into the depths of poverty, and that the country is waiting for another revolution to happen, then you are blind or stupid, or probably both.  Maybe you should start thinking about the impact of your comments before making them!  You have just shot the little credibility you had left (maybe there was nothing) in both feet.

Maybe you should go back to what you are supposed to do, uplift the youth of the country and stop trying to play political games.

Taxi drivers

This morning on the news they had interviewed a few taxi drivers that claim their bad driving is due to taxi owners putting pressure on the driver to make more money.  Now in my opinion, if that is the case then start nailing the owners.

The law should be changed that if you are caught endangering the lives of your passengers in any vehicle where a PDP license is required, then the vehicle is confiscated.  In other words, if you’re skipping robots, and speeding unnecessary, and hurtling down the bus-lane/emergency lane, or driving into oncoming traffic, then you lose your taxi.  Easy as that.

After the situation on Friday, where a taxi driver, driving in the emergency lane, wouldn’t give someone in the turning lane space to make his turn, and the whole thing ending in a fist fight, it looks like the public is getting progressively fed-up with the way taxi drivers are driving, and getting away with it.

I want to see some action by the cops, not the lazy sucker hiding behind his speeding radar, and then not focusing on any taxis because they just don’t pay fines, but rather catching the people that look like they can afford the fine.

I want to see action where the cops actually pull people over for skipping red lights.  It has gotten so bad on early morning cycles, that I’m slowing down for green traffic lights, because chances are pretty good that someone will be skipping the red light.

Or pulling vehicles over that are clearly overloaded or unroadworthy.  Or for various other transgressions.

But they are clearly too lazy to do that.  I’ve been pulled over twice recently where once my license had expired (I don’t always have the time to go stand in line for a license, and the one time when I was there they wouldn’t give it to me, because another car that’s on my name, that hasn’t seen the road in two years, had an expired license).  I was honestly trying to do the right thing, but they would not listen to that reasoning.  The second time I was pulled over for a broken front number plate.

And both times they were hinting for bribes, but when it dawned on them, that I meant it when I told them, in the nicest possible way, to go to hell and give me the fine, they let me go.  Both times.  Too lazy to write out a single page form!

I miss the old days, when cops were still proud to be cops, and actually did it properly.