Die berede polisieman was op sy perd, op die punt om die straat oor te steek, toe ‘n dogtertjie met haar blink trapfiets langs hom stop.
“Mooi fiets,” se hy, “het Kersvader dit vir jou gebring?”
Category: Jokes
There are 7 types of humour, according to popular science. Most people like 2 or 3 of these, but there are a few enlightened people who enjoy all 7. If you don’t find one of the jokes I share here funny, then you still have a long way to go on your journey to enlightenment.
A likely situation for me
You are on the bus when you suddenly realize … you need to fart.
Golf lessons
A young woman had been taking golf lessons.
She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting.
Only in Australia
A bloke's wife goes missing while diving off the West Australian coast.
He reports the event, searches fruitlessly and spends a terrible night wondering what could have happened to her.
The lawnmower – very fitting considering my gardener is on leave
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is usually the husband. When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always something more important to me.
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Die Lau
Op ‘n dag stuur die boer vir ou Phillemon uit om die kragdrade op sy plaas te gaan inspekteer. Die boer sê hy moet so met die pale langs loop en kyk of alles reg is.
Die boer gee toe vir hom ‘n cellphone en se hy moet net bel as hy erens ‘n probleem kry. So gaat ou Phillemon in die pad af op pad na die lyne. Nie lank nie lui die boer se cellphone…
Die skim
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Een oggend na pouse toe die sub-b klas terugkeer vind die juffrou iemand
het gebollie op die vloer voor die swartbord. Na ‘n lang gegiggel kry sy die
klas om te kalmeer en vra wie dit gedoen het. Niemand antwoord nie.