Paris – Day 1 and 2

Arrival 

We arrived in Paris just before 7 on Saturday morning.  The sky was overcast, but luckily not raining.  It felt like we landed in Joburg and then taxied to the Charles de Gaule terminal.  Once in the terminal building, things looked a bit confusing.  It is a ompletely round building with a lot of tubes interconnecting floors in the middle of the circle.  Luckily it is all well signed, in English, French and German.  Until you get the the exit of "Terminal 1", which is a train station, but only signed in French.  It took us a minute or two to figure out that this train was only the transport between terminals.

Once at the right terminal, we quickly found the train out to Paris, where we had to change over to another line.  The guy who sold me the tickets only circled the where we are, and the final destination station on the map, which is also all French.  But luckily we could figure out fairly quickly how the underground system works, and where to change lines.

We arrived at the hotel at 10, only to be told that our room would only be ready at 3 in the afternoon.  So our only option was to leave our baggage at the hotel, and start the sight seeing.  All three of us a bit grumpy after the little sleep in the plain.  At 2 in the morning I was wide awake, my body refusing to sleep in thise cramped conditions.

We had lunch at Planet Hollywood in the Disney village, and then took the train back to Paris.

Following all the signs in French again, I decided to rather go up to street level and walk around a bit instead of changing trains onto the Metro system.

As we came out of the Chatele station, the first landmark we saw was the L'église Saint-Eustache church.  What an impressive building, I'll upload some photos when I get home.  From there we took another train to the Champs-Élysées, yes I can now pronounce it properly, and walked down the famous cobbled street to the Arc de Triomphe.  This is clearly the hangout of the rich on weekends, with all the top shops having a presence and we saw lots of Porches and Ferraris driving along the road.

At this point we were all too tired to continue walking and we hopped back on the train to return to the hotel, with all three of us falling asleep on the train.  Luckily you get jolted awake by the door alarms every time before the train pulls off again, so we didn't miss any stations.

We checked into the hotel, and wanted to take a nap before dinner, but the nap turned into a thirteen hour sleep fest.  I woke up once at 23:00, it was still light outside, and again at 4:20, can't help that my body is conditioned to the time.  And again at 7:30.

Day 2

When seeing how busy the hotels and Disneyland is on weekends, we decided to go into Paris again, and do Disneyland on Monday.  So after a quick breakfast it was us and the train again.

First stop was Notre Dame, an even bigger cathedral with very impressive architecture.  The Mass service was on when we arrived, but that did not stop us or any of the hordes of tourists to walk around in the cathedral.  You only got moved out of the way when the clergy took their walk out of the service.  With the long lines we did not go for the tour of the towers, opting to go wait in line at the Eiffell tower instead. 

The tower is a lot bigger that I initially thought.  There were long lines from each of the ticket stations at the four pillars, so we chose what looked like the shortest, and started the long wait, taking turns to go to the loo and going to buy food, had a standing lunch in the line, and a mere hour and a half later were in the lift on our way to the top.

With an impressive view from the top of the tower, we spent quite a bit of time there looking for all the famous landmarks.   We wanted to stop for a drink on the way down, but could not get ourselves to stand in another line for this.

From the Eiffel tower we went to the Louvre, no I had no intention of walking around there with a five year old, but I did want to see the buildings from the outside.

Once again, we were tired of walking and decided to go back to the Disney Village for dinner.

Lessons learnt so far:

The food in Europe is expensive and not that nice, so far.

If you greet the French in french, you can switch to English & sign language from there to get what you need, and they'll be very friendly about it.

Never buy direct tickets to a place, with a day pass you can get anywhere, and it it cheaper.

Don't convert back into rand, it breaks your heart, and your wallet.

 

So now I'm sitting here, battling with a French layout keyboard, and not having seen any dark since I left the plane, and today we attempt Disney, while most of you work…I still come out tops 🙂

Do the powers that be have something to worry about?

The only deduction I can make from this, is that the management of SA Rugby have some serious underlying issues that they are trying to hide.  You cannot forbid someone to have a meeting in their personal capacity with anyone, let alone the president of the country.

And to then state that Jake is "undermining the Minister of Sport", is pure BS.  This from the same person that wanted to confiscate the bok team's passports because the mix of players wasn't to his personal liking.

Come on mister President, I think it's time you put an end to the political crap that is going on in our sport.  The moment all politics are dropped, and the best teams are fielded in all our sports, whether they are black, white or pink, it will be a greater unifying moment than what any team selected on demographics would ever be. 

Keep your blog from sucking

Scott Hanselman posted an interesting article on what your blog should do to not suck.  Read it here.

Now I agree with most of what Scott says in his article, and with this I’ve enabled anonymous comments again, as well as enabled the spam blockers.  If your comments don’t show immediately, I still have moderation on, and all comments will be read.

I will probably also be moving my feed to one of the providers, but am still toying with that idea.

As far as keeping two blogs and cross-posting goes, I disagree with Scott.  I keep two blogs, one for my technical posts, and one for all my posts, all technical content gets cross-posted to the technical blog at dotnet.org.za.

I might think about only posting an excerpt on my technical blog with a link back, but will definitely be keeping both.

I will be making some changes here on the points I agree with, so keep an eye open for them.

Evil old people

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic
garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags,
and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her….

"Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag…"

"Darn!" says the little old lady….."I'd better go back and see if I
can still find some. Thanks for the warning!"

"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?
Did you steal it?"

"Oh, no," says the little old lady. "You see, my backyard backs up to
the parking lot of the football stadium.
Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!"

"So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and
each time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say:
$20 or off it comes!"

"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way,
what's in the other bag?"

"Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them pay."

Cousins

Two Lenasian cousins, Ravi and Pravesh, are walking down the street.  They happen to come upon a crematorium.  Ravi promptly asks Pravesh, "hey no man my cousin, what's this

crematorium thing?"

 Pravesh, "hey no man, how must I know?"Ravi, "Well, run in there and check it out!"

 

Pravesh runs in, a couple minutes later he exits the crematorium severely beaten, covered in his own blood.  Ravi, quite shocked, asks, "And now Pravesh, what happened to you man?"

 Pravesh, "No man, I go inside, right!"

 

Ravi, "Right?"

 

Pravesh, "I see all these sad people standing around, right?"

 

Ravi, "Right?"

 

Pravesh, "So I ask them, hey what's cooking?"

Coincidence

A chicken farmer went to a local bar… sat next to a woman and ordered
a glass of champagne.

The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of
champagne, too!"

"What a coincidence," the farmer says,

"This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating."

"This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!" says the
woman.

"What a coincidence" says the man. As they clinked glasses the farmer
asked, "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my
gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"

"What a coincidence," says the man … "I'm a chicken farmer and for
years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying
fertilized eggs."

"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

"I used a different cock," he replied…….

The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence!!!"